Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
In a small mixing bowl, melt tablespoon of butter in the microwave for about 15 seconds. Add hot sauce and whisk until combined. Toss your drained chickpeas in bowl and mix so all the peas are coated.
Scoop chickpeas out of mixing bowl onto a baking sheet, but try to avoid letting too much excess sauce onto the pan. Place in preheated oven and cook for 20 minutes, shaking halfway through.
To make your ranch: mix mayo, lemon juice, almond milk, onion powder, garlic powder, chives and parsley. Add salt and pepper to taste, then cover and place in fridge.
To serve, toss romaine in ranch, then portion on your plates. Top with red onion, cherry tomatoes, carrots, avocado and chickpeas. Top with extra ranch if desired!